Messing with Teachers

When I was at school there were certain teachers you'd know not to rub the wrong way...others were up for a laugh just as much as the students. Funny enough the ones who weren't so serious all the time turned out to be the better teachers.

All the female teachers at my school hate me. I called my one teacher "Mrs.Teacher-Lady" because I kept forgetting her name, and she went on a 5 minute rampage about how rude I am.

Then I made a sarcastic comment to my one social teacher who was having issues with the smart board. I said, "hah! Old people and technology." The sarcasm was that she wasn't old, yet she still struggled. Apparently she didn't pick up on the sarcasm part of it, and began ranting about how not old she is, how rude I am, bla bla. THEN, a week ago the guy who sits next to me openly said she was boring and would rather shoot himself in the face than listen to her, and know what she did? She smiled nicely and said, "why, that wasn't very nice!"

Seriously... teachers don't get me. The guy teachers at my school rock. My old math teacher is amazing looking. Couldn't teach math worth a dang, no personality, but dang! To look at him!

There's this kid in my class who LOVES to mess with my Biology teacher XD it's hilarious to see him get in trouble. She never takes it seriously, fact is, she laughs at it, which is why she's so awesome XD

I remember we got a couple of teachers on this one

You arrive at the door of the classroom and the teacher lets you in, puts his bag and everything on the desk.
The desk is the type that has 2 drawers facing towards the teacher.
then before taking registration the teacher leaves the room to go and get something
A few of us would get up quietly and turn his desk round, carefully placing everything back on the desk so it doesn't look like it's been touched, then we just wait

Teacher returns and goes to open the drawer to get the register.

;D


We only did this to teachers that we knew would laugh at the joke.

Wow, that is awesome! All the teachers at my school have computers and other stuff on their desks, so it's impossible to do. Also, most are very high-strung and would projectile vomit at the idea of kids touching their stuff.

Tampons in his coffee
fake sick in his desk
turning all the taps in his lab on
chilli powder in his coke
hiding his bag

I could go on and on...


He left after tutoring us for a year.

Ha, we used to make fun of our Study Skills teacher last year. He was young, dumb, and incredibly lenient. I made a list of jokes about him that we read off during class while he was trying to make us take notes. So much fun.