Another conundrum... (least smelling cigarettes?)

[Former Member]

I recently started smoking (please spar me, I know the health risks), and I don't want my dad to know. My mom knows, but not my dad. What should I smoke to put off the least odor. I don't want to smell like cigarettes and risk my dad noticing.

Once again, PLEASE spare me the speeches about it being unhealthy. I am 18, and I KNOW the risks.

[The Lizard King]

Smoke nothing for the least odor.

[pawl]

If you've got long hair, keep it washed.
Only smoke outside, obviously. Goes without saying.
Um. Mebbe wear a jacket/coat/whatever when you're smoking, so that you can take it off when you're done, and the smell won't be on what you've still got on.

Washing your hands doesn't seem to get the smell of your fingers so well though >_>

Brush your teeth afterwards.

DON'T GET CAUGHT HANGING OUT THE WINDOW >_<

Oh, and don't get drunk and leave your cigarettes in the living room either. -_-

[The Lizard King]

Aug 23, 2008 19:35:27 GMT -8 pawl said:

If you've got long hair, keep it washed.
Only smoke outside, obviously. Goes without saying.
Um. Mebbe wear a jacket/coat/whatever when you're smoking, so that you can take it off when you're done, and the smell won't be on what you've still got on.

Washing your hands doesn't seem to get the smell of your fingers so well though >_>

Brush your teeth afterwards.

DON'T GET CAUGHT HANGING OUT THE WINDOW >_<

Oh, and don't get drunk and leave your cigarettes in the living room either. -_-

Washing your hands just make it seem like you were trying to hide it, it doesnt help at all. Just bury your fingers in mud or dirt or something.

[pawl]

Aug 23, 2008 19:38:47 GMT -8 The Lizard King said:

Aug 23, 2008 19:35:27 GMT -8 pawl said:

If you've got long hair, keep it washed.
Only smoke outside, obviously. Goes without saying.
Um. Mebbe wear a jacket/coat/whatever when you're smoking, so that you can take it off when you're done, and the smell won't be on what you've still got on.

Washing your hands doesn't seem to get the smell of your fingers so well though >_>

Brush your teeth afterwards.

DON'T GET CAUGHT HANGING OUT THE WINDOW >_<

Oh, and don't get drunk and leave your cigarettes in the living room either. -_-

Washing your hands just make it seem like you were trying to hide it, it doesnt help at all. Just bury your fingers in mud or dirt or something.

"What're you washing your hands for?"
"just been for a piss innit"
=P
Still doesn't seem to get rid of the smell though.

[snap2000]

Never exhale. Ever.

[pawl]

Aug 23, 2008 19:42:09 GMT -8 snap2000 said:

Never exhale. Ever.

It'd still be on your fingers/clothes. =P

[snap2000]

Aug 23, 2008 19:44:02 GMT -8 pawl said:

Aug 23, 2008 19:42:09 GMT -8 snap2000 said:

Never exhale. Ever.

It'd still be on your fingers/clothes. =P

Fine.

Get your dad to smoke. Then you can blame the smell on him. Or, eventually he'll lose his sense of smell and not be able to tell anyway.

[pawl]

Aug 23, 2008 19:52:23 GMT -8 snap2000 said:

Aug 23, 2008 19:44:02 GMT -8 pawl said:

It'd still be on your fingers/clothes. =P

Fine.

Get your dad to smoke. Then you can blame the smell on him. Or, eventually he'll lose his sense of smell and not be able to tell anyway.

Haha, win.

Cleverly, I started several years after my parents quit. There's logic for you. =P

[daniel]

Thread topic edited to be more specific for people to know the general topic on the topic list.

[sneer]

Cologne?
Develop a sudden love for Axe.
Or make up some random story about your best friend starting to smoke and that it must rub off on you.

[Former Member]

Aug 23, 2008 19:35:27 GMT -8 pawl said:

If you've got long hair, keep it washed.
Only smoke outside, obviously. Goes without saying.
Um. Mebbe wear a jacket/coat/whatever when you're smoking, so that you can take it off when you're done, and the smell won't be on what you've still got on.

Washing your hands doesn't seem to get the smell of your fingers so well though >_>

Brush your teeth afterwards.

DON'T GET CAUGHT HANGING OUT THE WINDOW >_<

Oh, and don't get drunk and leave your cigarettes in the living room either. -_-

First hand experience?

[pivotanimator]

Smoke Cotton Candy instead :X

or just stop smoking all together and save yourself 20+ years.

[metriodx412]

Aug 23, 2008 19:32:11 GMT -8 @diyman said:

I recently started smoking (please spar me, I know the health risks), and I don't want my dad to know. My mom knows, but not my dad. What should I smoke to put off the least odor. I don't want to smell like cigarettes and risk my dad noticing.

Once again, PLEASE spare me the speeches about it being unhealthy. I am 18, and I KNOW the risks.

Why don't you want your dad to know you're smoking? Is he one of those fathers that would go up the wall and overreact to the situation at hand?

[Former Member]

Aug 23, 2008 23:02:12 GMT -8 @metriodx412 said:

Aug 23, 2008 19:32:11 GMT -8 @diyman said:

I recently started smoking (please spar me, I know the health risks), and I don't want my dad to know. My mom knows, but not my dad. What should I smoke to put off the least odor. I don't want to smell like cigarettes and risk my dad noticing.

Once again, PLEASE spare me the speeches about it being unhealthy. I am 18, and I KNOW the risks.

Why don't you want your dad to know you're smoking? Is he one of those fathers that would go up the wall and overreact to the situation at hand?

Yes, and he'd make me stop too. I'm still living under his roof, and he's still making payments on my laptop. I can't afford to disobey him!