Post by Syko Nachoman on Jun 24, 2010 21:26:23 GMT -8
Since someone keeps bugging me to announce my real cabinet, which includes people who have created accounts and/or logged in post-2001, I've decided to post what I've got so far. 
VP: Will
* Will's duties include performing all of the daily tasks of the presidency that I assign to him (i.e., everything) and taking over for me in the unfortunate event that I am assassinated.
Chief of Staff: Bobby
* Chief of Staff has been responsible for overseeing the actions of the White House staff, managing the president's schedule, and deciding who is allowed to meet with the president. If you need to meet with me to discuss presidential matters, Bobby is the person to talk to first.
Secretary of Defense: Alisha/Less.Than.Three
* Alisha shall work together with the CIA, Secret Service, and Ministry of Darkness to ensure that my many foes do not pose a threat to my benevolentregime reign. Keeping out those dreaded n00bs shall also be a top priority.
Secretary of Sports: Dale
* As head of the Department of Sports, Dale will work to ensure that speed skating and other sports-related activities are available to all those who are interested. He shall also be in charge of monitoring paranormal activities in an around the Wit House and Presidential Pond.
Secretary of Decoration: Snwy
* TheInterior Decorator Secretary of Decoration shall be responsible for making everything look nice, especially the Pond. And that's about all there is to it.
Minister of Darkness: Tori
* The Minister of Darkness has opted for a position that will keep him out of the spotlight, so that's enough on him.
Head of NSA, FBI, and CIA: Avtar
* The head of these many organizations shall be the head of all these organizations. Awesome.
Secret Service: iCraft
* The Secret Service shall keep the president and his highest-ranking officials safe... secretly. And that's all you need to know!
Bodyguard: The Count
* The Bodyguard will perform similar duties to the Secret Service, only less secretly. These tasks will include jumping in front of bullets in slow motion should the president or another high-ranking official be fired upon by an assailant.
Pizza Delivery Human and/or Person: Venom
* If your pizza isn't delivered within 30 minutes, we'll pay for some of it! (Offer subject to funding availability.) Call now! Also, all pizza-related issues shall henceforth be handled by Venom.
New Additions (listed sequentially by the post in this thread where I hired them)
Presidential Cat: Kami
* The Presidential Cat shall perform various tasks such as sleeping on the president's desk, getting fur all over the president's coat, and chasing the presidential mice.
Head of Nachos & Cheese Security: Kenneth
* The Nachos & Cheesy Security Commission shall exist to ensure that the sanctity and deliciousness of the governmental nachos & cheese are not disrupted by man or nature.
GT Police Department (GTPD) Chief Officer: Kenneth
* The GTPD shall work with the FBI, CIA, and Department of Defense to ensure that the citizens of GT obey the law. Issues regarding the status and residence of n00bs shall also be handled by the GTPD.
Senior Wit House Reporter: Aether
* The Senior Reporter shall paint the Wit House and its administration in the most flattering possible light, thus cushioning the harmful impact of any negative publicity by the media and free press.
Commander-in-Chief: Hero
* The Commander-in-Chief shall lead the armies of GT into battle against our many foes. Hero will also make strategic decisions regarding the deployment of military personnel and things.
Head of the Emu Preservation and Emu Farmers Association: Joshua Farrell
* Josh will distribute Emu Jerky and other tasty emu-related goodies, for the good of the nation.
Head Janitor GTPD Secretary: M12/Dr. House, M.D.
* The Janitorial Department shall clean up all messes made by rowdy GT'ers after a night of spamming.
* The Secretary to the GTPD shall be responsible for doing all of Kenneth's bidding.
Head Prosecutor: Storm
* Once you've encountered the Head Prosecutor, your time is already up.
Minister of English Affairs: bagheera
* The English Affairs Department will not engage in English affairs but instead will educate the GT masses on the correct use of grammar, spelling, and crumpets.
Presidential Lawyer: Artemis
* The Presidential Lawyer shall defend the president and other governmental tortfeasors from liability during their many lawsuits.
Master of Disguise: Darkmage
* The Minister of Disguise shall double as a wizard somehow and provide an effective means of protecting the president or something.
Marketer: Graham
* The Marketer shall sell presidential and bureaucratic goods in the free market in a stunning marriage of socialist and capitalist principles.
Newer Additions
Jester: Acherus
* The jester shall be hilarious. His job shall be to keep the president and his staff happy when they are feeling blue.
Treasurer: Grand Duke Thinker
* The Secretary of the Treasury shall ensure that bribes and other monetary matters are enforced. Appropriation of funds shall include and be largely limited to holidays to Hawaii, fast cars, champagne, and big fancy houses.
Human Statue Lurker Seppy Guard: ImMeSoHi
* The human statue shall pretend to be a statue whilst secretly listening in on the administration's many confidential meetings.
* The Seppy Guard shall guard the Head Chef, Seppy, to ensure that he does not suffer the terribly ironic fate of being eaten himself.
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: Terry
* The Chief Justice shall wield the iron fish of justice and make monumental decisions in landmark cases that will forever alter the law books of GT legislature.
Judge Advocate General: Pats Freak 101
* Similar to the Chief Justice, Pats Freak will handle military-related judicial cases. He shall also have his own private legion and teach social studies or something.
Head Chef: Seppy
* The Head Chef shall be in charge of cooking anything and everything.
That's my cabinet thus far. All important issues that need to be taken care of should be directed to my Chief of Staff and/or my VP.
If you feel you are qualified for a position that I have not yet posted. Submit your qualifications and the position you would like to one of the aforementioned staff people and we will make some sort of decision at some point in time.
Discuss. Questions? Concerns? Things of that nature?
VP: Will
* Will's duties include performing all of the daily tasks of the presidency that I assign to him (i.e., everything) and taking over for me in the unfortunate event that I am assassinated.
Chief of Staff: Bobby
* Chief of Staff has been responsible for overseeing the actions of the White House staff, managing the president's schedule, and deciding who is allowed to meet with the president. If you need to meet with me to discuss presidential matters, Bobby is the person to talk to first.
Secretary of Defense: Alisha/Less.Than.Three
* Alisha shall work together with the CIA, Secret Service, and Ministry of Darkness to ensure that my many foes do not pose a threat to my benevolent
Secretary of Sports: Dale
* As head of the Department of Sports, Dale will work to ensure that speed skating and other sports-related activities are available to all those who are interested. He shall also be in charge of monitoring paranormal activities in an around the Wit House and Presidential Pond.
Secretary of Decoration: Snwy
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Minister of Darkness: Tori
* The Minister of Darkness has opted for a position that will keep him out of the spotlight, so that's enough on him.
Head of NSA, FBI, and CIA: Avtar
* The head of these many organizations shall be the head of all these organizations. Awesome.
Secret Service: iCraft
* The Secret Service shall keep the president and his highest-ranking officials safe... secretly. And that's all you need to know!
Bodyguard: The Count
* The Bodyguard will perform similar duties to the Secret Service, only less secretly. These tasks will include jumping in front of bullets in slow motion should the president or another high-ranking official be fired upon by an assailant.
Pizza Delivery Human and/or Person: Venom
* If your pizza isn't delivered within 30 minutes, we'll pay for some of it! (Offer subject to funding availability.) Call now! Also, all pizza-related issues shall henceforth be handled by Venom.
New Additions (listed sequentially by the post in this thread where I hired them)
Presidential Cat: Kami
* The Presidential Cat shall perform various tasks such as sleeping on the president's desk, getting fur all over the president's coat, and chasing the presidential mice.
Head of Nachos & Cheese Security: Kenneth
* The Nachos & Cheesy Security Commission shall exist to ensure that the sanctity and deliciousness of the governmental nachos & cheese are not disrupted by man or nature.
GT Police Department (GTPD) Chief Officer: Kenneth
* The GTPD shall work with the FBI, CIA, and Department of Defense to ensure that the citizens of GT obey the law. Issues regarding the status and residence of n00bs shall also be handled by the GTPD.
Senior Wit House Reporter: Aether
* The Senior Reporter shall paint the Wit House and its administration in the most flattering possible light, thus cushioning the harmful impact of any negative publicity by the media and free press.
Commander-in-Chief: Hero
* The Commander-in-Chief shall lead the armies of GT into battle against our many foes. Hero will also make strategic decisions regarding the deployment of military personnel and things.
Head of the Emu Preservation and Emu Farmers Association: Joshua Farrell
* Josh will distribute Emu Jerky and other tasty emu-related goodies, for the good of the nation.
* The Secretary to the GTPD shall be responsible for doing all of Kenneth's bidding.
Head Prosecutor: Storm
* Once you've encountered the Head Prosecutor, your time is already up.
Minister of English Affairs: bagheera
* The English Affairs Department will not engage in English affairs but instead will educate the GT masses on the correct use of grammar, spelling, and crumpets.
Presidential Lawyer: Artemis
* The Presidential Lawyer shall defend the president and other governmental tortfeasors from liability during their many lawsuits.
Master of Disguise: Darkmage
* The Minister of Disguise shall double as a wizard somehow and provide an effective means of protecting the president or something.
Marketer: Graham
* The Marketer shall sell presidential and bureaucratic goods in the free market in a stunning marriage of socialist and capitalist principles.
Newer Additions
Jester: Acherus
* The jester shall be hilarious. His job shall be to keep the president and his staff happy when they are feeling blue.
Treasurer: Grand Duke Thinker
* The Secretary of the Treasury shall ensure that bribes and other monetary matters are enforced. Appropriation of funds shall include and be largely limited to holidays to Hawaii, fast cars, champagne, and big fancy houses.
* The Seppy Guard shall guard the Head Chef, Seppy, to ensure that he does not suffer the terribly ironic fate of being eaten himself.
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: Terry
* The Chief Justice shall wield the iron fish of justice and make monumental decisions in landmark cases that will forever alter the law books of GT legislature.
Judge Advocate General: Pats Freak 101
* Similar to the Chief Justice, Pats Freak will handle military-related judicial cases. He shall also have his own private legion and teach social studies or something.
Head Chef: Seppy
* The Head Chef shall be in charge of cooking anything and everything.
That's my cabinet thus far. All important issues that need to be taken care of should be directed to my Chief of Staff and/or my VP.
If you feel you are qualified for a position that I have not yet posted. Submit your qualifications and the position you would like to one of the aforementioned staff people and we will make some sort of decision at some point in time.
Discuss. Questions? Concerns? Things of that nature?
This is my signature achievement.
