Post by Syko Nachoman on Jun 6, 2012 16:25:25 GMT -8
The GT Riddle and Joke Book
This book is Packed, Man, with riddles and jokes
Written by Syko Nachoman
Illustrations by Phaelyn
This book is Packed, Man, with riddles and jokes
Written by Syko Nachoman
Illustrations by Phaelyn
Where does Pat store the archives of all his ProBoards memories?
The Museum of Pat-ural History.
Knock knock. Who's there? Err Bear. Err Bear who?
Err Bear is causing more server problems than his bear.
What's the Err Bear's favorite radioactive element?
Bluetonium.
What did Craig say when he accidentally banned everyone's IP's from Support at once?
"Sorry, I accidentally hit the IPswich."
Why did PB Support start hiring so many beta testers recently?
To replace the medioca testers.
Where does Pat go to shop for new staff hires?
Wall*Martyn.
Which staff member always gets kicked out of the admins' games?
CheatRZ.
Why was the lucky charms leprechaun disappointed when he visited GT?
He couldn't find any orange stars.
THE PROBOARDS FAMILY.
What did Artemis say when he changed his name color after being promoted to global moderator?
"I just blue myself."
Why did the school's D.A.R.E. officer give Robert detention?
For promoting LDS.
Why does Brigadoon constantly post email forwards in GT?
That's his way of paying it forward.
What area of quantum mechanics describes the fabric that holds GT together?
Thread theory.
Why did Phae's dogs keep fetching all the threads?
Because they were sticky.
Why did the spammer keep putting fences up in his yard?
To increase his post count.
What is the GT police force's motto?
"To protect and server."
What is it called when Patrick Clinger bans three spammers in a row?
A Pat trick.
PATRICK WEARING A TOUPEE.
What board would cause all of ProBoards to collapse if it were removed?
The Support Board.
Why are private messages inaccesible during the morning hours of the day?
Because you have to wait until the PM hours.
What movie do members' profiles watch when they're feeling blue?
Avatar.
Why did an old man with knee problems suddenly begin carrying a member around?
He'd been promoted to staff.
What happened to the unpopular member who began posting everything in bold?
He was Avtar'ed and feathered.
What happened when the Firefox fanatic tried out IE and didn't like it?
He roberted back to his old ways.
What happens when the Post-Your-Picture thread gets locked upon reaching 50 pages?
A photo finish.
Why did the troublesome member start playing an instrument?
He wanted to join the banned.
What strength of tissue do GT members prefer?
Re-ply.
PROBOARDS VERSION TIMELINE.
What hero saved the army of GT from invading forces?
General Talk.
What type of fabric softener will keep Patrick away from your clothes?
Clinger-free.
Why did the paperboy always post in GT exactly 365 times a year?
He was delivering the Daily Post.
Why did the GT staff give John Hancock a warning?
His signature was way too big.
Which ProBoards error gets the most phone numbers?
The woobug.
What do GT members drink to replenish their strength after interviewing other members?
Renegatorade.
Why doesn't GT seem to move very quickly during the summer?
All the threads become sticky.
What did the forum say to the member who had just deleted their account?
"Be my guest."
ERR BEAR LAUGHING AT AN OPEN GRAVE.
What is the PB staff's most preferred drink?
Martynis.
Why couldn't the Err Bear be bothered to maul any more servers?
He was feeling a little blue.
What's red, works at the ProBoards office, and wakes you up early every morning?
Ryan Roos-ter.
Why are there so few female PB staff members?
It's a Pat-ernal hierarchy.
Why did the noob reply to the three-year-old thread about the bus that couldn't slow down?
He enjoyed speed bumps.
How was Martyn able to fix the servers during F.I.R.E.S. even after his car broke down?
He had to work tirelessly.
What is it called when the Support Board experiences sporadic, rapid influxes of new posts?
Blitzcraig.
What happened when pirates first invaded the shores of GT?
They began RP'ing and pillaging.
ERR BEAR BEING FED INTRAVENOUSLY.
What did infect say when he went to fetch the other global moderator?
"I'll be back in just a Min."
What button, introduced during v4, was responsible for the greatest amount of Polish immigration to ProBoards?
New poll.
How many veteran coders does it take to be unknown by most of the current GT community?
99.
Why was the member who visited the GT pound unable to adopt a dog?
There were none a-Phae-lable.
Why did the GT member suddenly become obsessed with geography?
They'd been promoted to global moderator.
Why aren't there any rockers in the PB staff?
Because it's full of mods.
Where was ProBoards originally developed?
In a YaBB-oratory.
Why was the environmentalist horrified after they read some posts?
They noticed that everyone's IP had been logged.
What lurking monster prevents threads about Earthbound from being posted in GT?
The Lock Ness Monster.
CYBERCIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE.
(inspired by the Cracked.com article "4 'Geek Humor' Books by Authors Who Understand Neither" by Seanbaby)