Tinder for Cows - Happy Valentines Day

[Pearson]

Mooove to the right. Mooooove to the left.

A British startup has launched a Tinder-style app, called Tudder, to hook farmers up with cows.

No. Not that way.


www.fox5ny.com/news/tinder-for-cows-plays-matchmaker-between-farmers-and-breeding-bovines

[bigballofyarn]

The "steaks" may be high, but hopefully this opportunity won't be "butchered." I am "udderly" impressed by this wonderful "moovement" to give cows the chance to find love. It's time for the cows' wishes to be "herd."

Hopefully, if one cow starts to have a "beef" with another, one of them will "call bull" and no one will cry over spilled milk.

This could be great!

[Pearson]

Feb 14, 2019 8:47:59 GMT -8 bigballofyarn said:

The "steaks" may be high, but hopefully this opportunity won't be "butchered." I am "udderly" impressed by this wonderful "moovement" to give cows the chance to find love. It's time for the cows' wishes to be "herd."

Hopefully, if one cow starts to have a "beef" with another, one of them will "call bull" and no one will cry over spilled milk.

This could be great!

Looks like we have a "punny" one here!

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Mom jokes incoming.

[Former Member]

bigballofyarn is really milking those puns