Did I just say that?

[User 180565 is taking donation]

Well since I couldnt fall asleep I decide to drive to mcdonalds at 2:30am while looking at the menu I say can I get a delux whopper? I didnt think I said it until half way down the road times like this I wish they would correct me cause they mind doesnt always function that well and leaves you wondering if you said the right thing.

On the other hand I had a truck driver tell me I look like his son so I guess I can pull off the truck driver look. 🤷‍♂️

[HoudiniDerek]

I don't normally do that, but it definitely sounds like something my wife does.

[Knightly Celt]

Oct 29, 2019 5:57:50 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

I don't normally do that, but it definitely sounds like something my wife does.

She pulls off the truck driver look? 

[User 180565 is taking donation]

Oct 29, 2019 6:58:00 GMT -8 Knightly Celt said:

Oct 29, 2019 5:57:50 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

I don't normally do that, but it definitely sounds like something my wife does.

She pulls off the truck driver look? 

Maybe she is a truck driver, Maybe I'm his wife 🤷‍♂️

[Scott]

User 180565 is taking donation, maybe you never really said deluxe whopper. And maybe the whole thing was a dream as you really did fall asleep and thus never left the house. In fact, maybe you never had a conversation with a truck driver and you were just talking in your sleep to your cat?


BTW, just where did you get those mushrooms you had on your dinner?

[User 180565 is taking donation]

Oct 29, 2019 9:25:19 GMT -8 Scott said:

User 180565 is taking donation, maybe you never really said deluxe whopper. And maybe the whole thing was a dream as you really did fall asleep and thus never left the house. In fact, maybe you never had a conversation with a truck driver and you were just talking in your sleep to your cat?


BTW, just where did you get those mushrooms you had on your dinner?

Mushrooms?

[HoudiniDerek]

Oct 29, 2019 6:58:00 GMT -8 Knightly Celt said:

Oct 29, 2019 5:57:50 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

I don't normally do that, but it definitely sounds like something my wife does.

She pulls off the truck driver look? 

She certainly can! 

And Kenneth is not my wife.

[User 180565 is taking donation]

Oct 29, 2019 11:41:41 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

Oct 29, 2019 6:58:00 GMT -8 Knightly Celt said:

She pulls off the truck driver look? 

She certainly can! 

And Kenneth is not my wife.

How do you know I'm not?

[HoudiniDerek]

Oct 29, 2019 12:18:55 GMT -8 User 180565 is taking donation said:

Oct 29, 2019 11:41:41 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

She certainly can! 

And Kenneth is not my wife.

How do you know I'm not?

My wife hates forums. 

[User 180565 is taking donation]

Oct 30, 2019 6:17:00 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

Oct 29, 2019 12:18:55 GMT -8 User 180565 is taking donation said:

How do you know I'm not?

My wife hates forums. 

Or does she?

[bigballofyarn]

For absolutely no conceivable reason, I always mix up "roast beef" and "meat loaf." I tried ordering "roast beef" at Boston Market a few times, and they thought I was nuts.

I know they are two completely different foods. The wrong name just seems to come out of my mouth sometimes.

[HoudiniDerek]

Oct 30, 2019 6:33:26 GMT -8 User 180565 is taking donation said:

Oct 30, 2019 6:17:00 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

My wife hates forums. 

Or does she?

Yes.

[User 180565 is taking donation]

Oct 31, 2019 5:45:00 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

Oct 30, 2019 6:33:26 GMT -8 User 180565 is taking donation said:

Or does she?

Yes.

No.

[HoudiniDerek]

Oct 31, 2019 5:52:25 GMT -8 User 180565 is taking donation said:

Oct 31, 2019 5:45:00 GMT -8 HoudiniDerek said:

Yes.

No.

You're already not my wife.  She would have rolled her eyes and given up. 

[Derek‽]

Has anyone ever seen HoudiniDerek’s wife and User 180565 is taking donation in the same physical location at the same time? I certainly haven’t! Pretty suspicious, if you ask me...