30 Opinions (for you to strongly disagree with!)
Dec 26, 2019 12:57:37 GMT -8
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Post by Syko Nachoman on Dec 26, 2019 12:57:37 GMT -8
Today, I celebrate my 30 years of existence, as does the world. For that reason, I shall shower upon all of you the wisdom that I have collected during my many years by expressing 30 controversial opinions.
1. Cheese is a condiment, its sole purpose to be placed upon other foods so as to enhance their flavor. It is no good on its own.
2. Load is Metallica's most enjoyable album.
3. An ideal climate is one in which the daily high temperature never exceeds 75 degrees Fahrenheit (that's 24 degrees, for those who speak Celsius) and at least 3/4 of the days are overcast.
4. Dunkin Donuts serves the only coffee known to man that actually tastes good.
5. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have been a more successful franchise over the past 25 years than the Dallas Cowboys.
6. People who frequently use the word "millennials" are the spawn of Satan.
7. "Grey" is the superior spelling, not "gray."
8. Any work of fiction that does not supply a steady stream of absurdist humor is not worth the time that it demands to read or watch.
9. Monday is the best day of the week, while Friday is the most depressing.
10. Chinese food just really isn't that good.
11. Sriracha sauce is for people who hate their taste buds and want them to die in agony.
12. Black Sabbath's seventh album, Technical Ecstasy, is of roughly the same quality as their previous six releases.
13. Nothing tastes even remotely as good as root beer does.
14. My generation can be divided into two groups: those who watched The Simpsons growing up and those who didn't. And the former are vastly superior to the latter.
15. The sixth book in Stephen King's Dark Tower series is almost as good as the first three, and it's far superior to the fourth and fifth books (especially the fourth, which nobody likes).
16. It's not worth holding onto used physical media like DVDs, CDs, and books unless you're absolutely certain that you'll want to consume them again in the future.
17. No good TV show has ever aired on CBS.
18. The character Rat from Pearls Before Swine is the ultimate voice of reason.
19. Given the known confusion that its absence can cause, there is no reason not to use the Oxford comma in writing.
20. Yo! Noid was a reasonably challenging and well-designed NES game.
21. Both American football and soccer should be referred to only as "football," so as to maximize confusion.
22. Winamp is the ideal program for listening to MP3s.
23. Rice is the most overrated food.
24. Your team lost because they didn't play well enough, not because of anything the referees did.
25. Cats are a superior pet to dogs, for the simple reason that they rarely create an unholy racket.
26. When you put pineapple on pizza, it just ends up tasting like regular pizza, nothing special.
27. Since Parks and Recreation ended a few years ago, sports have been the only thing worth watching on television.
28. The best way to incorporate more fresh air and exercise into your daily routine is to find excuses to visit Dunkin Donuts as often as possible.
29. "3" is just not a very aesthetically pleasing number. Every other number is better than 3.
30. If any of the above statements bothered you, the ideal solution is to strive to become more like me. This is, of course, the ideal to which we should all aspire.
OK, have fun arguing amongst yourselves about the many blasphemies that I have just committed. I'm off to consume way too much pizza and cake while spending the rest of the day not having to do anything.
Commence the bloodbath!
1. Cheese is a condiment, its sole purpose to be placed upon other foods so as to enhance their flavor. It is no good on its own.
2. Load is Metallica's most enjoyable album.
3. An ideal climate is one in which the daily high temperature never exceeds 75 degrees Fahrenheit (that's 24 degrees, for those who speak Celsius) and at least 3/4 of the days are overcast.
4. Dunkin Donuts serves the only coffee known to man that actually tastes good.
5. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have been a more successful franchise over the past 25 years than the Dallas Cowboys.
6. People who frequently use the word "millennials" are the spawn of Satan.
7. "Grey" is the superior spelling, not "gray."
8. Any work of fiction that does not supply a steady stream of absurdist humor is not worth the time that it demands to read or watch.
9. Monday is the best day of the week, while Friday is the most depressing.
10. Chinese food just really isn't that good.
11. Sriracha sauce is for people who hate their taste buds and want them to die in agony.
12. Black Sabbath's seventh album, Technical Ecstasy, is of roughly the same quality as their previous six releases.
13. Nothing tastes even remotely as good as root beer does.
14. My generation can be divided into two groups: those who watched The Simpsons growing up and those who didn't. And the former are vastly superior to the latter.
15. The sixth book in Stephen King's Dark Tower series is almost as good as the first three, and it's far superior to the fourth and fifth books (especially the fourth, which nobody likes).
16. It's not worth holding onto used physical media like DVDs, CDs, and books unless you're absolutely certain that you'll want to consume them again in the future.
17. No good TV show has ever aired on CBS.
18. The character Rat from Pearls Before Swine is the ultimate voice of reason.
19. Given the known confusion that its absence can cause, there is no reason not to use the Oxford comma in writing.
20. Yo! Noid was a reasonably challenging and well-designed NES game.
21. Both American football and soccer should be referred to only as "football," so as to maximize confusion.
22. Winamp is the ideal program for listening to MP3s.
23. Rice is the most overrated food.
24. Your team lost because they didn't play well enough, not because of anything the referees did.
25. Cats are a superior pet to dogs, for the simple reason that they rarely create an unholy racket.
26. When you put pineapple on pizza, it just ends up tasting like regular pizza, nothing special.
27. Since Parks and Recreation ended a few years ago, sports have been the only thing worth watching on television.
28. The best way to incorporate more fresh air and exercise into your daily routine is to find excuses to visit Dunkin Donuts as often as possible.
29. "3" is just not a very aesthetically pleasing number. Every other number is better than 3.
30. If any of the above statements bothered you, the ideal solution is to strive to become more like me. This is, of course, the ideal to which we should all aspire.
OK, have fun arguing amongst yourselves about the many blasphemies that I have just committed. I'm off to consume way too much pizza and cake while spending the rest of the day not having to do anything.
Commence the bloodbath!
This is my signature achievement.
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