Please to the help me.

[uchonging]

Please to stay on the topic, I must to drive my bus here.

[Patrick [ASE]]

storm914 said:

allseeingeyes2 said:

Yes that would be a very wrong turn, where have you come from, where are you exactly (can you see a sign) and where do you want to get to ?

also, if you are in the middle of the desert, how are you using the internet ?

More importantly why would someone be driving a bus in the middle of a desert?

he's lost ?

[Foozlebootz]

Ok, describe what you see out the window. Is it daylight or night-time?

What can you tell us about your passengers? Are they behaving themselves or have you had to ban any of them?

[BEAST]

uchonging said:

Please to stay on the topic, I must to drive my bus here.

To drive your bus here you must insert the key in the ignition and turn it clockwise. Once started select the correct gear ( I dont mean Armani either) and (Check that mirror first) drive forward.
Stop and ask the old man wearing Elton Johns glasses the way to PB and you're be here no later than 10:62am

[Storm]

foozlebootz said:

Ok, describe what you see out the window. Is it daylight or night-time?

What can you tell us about your passengers? Are they behaving themselves or have you had to ban any of them?

This comes to mind after you posted that about behaving..LoL

[uchonging]

I followed your consultation and looked from the window. But thus far I made so, lamppost broke into a run to the left side of my bus. It is cold now but I am be cover it with the cardboard.

[w00tz0rs]

How would were we help you, dude?

I mean, Mapquest no have the location of nearest cactus for you look to at. Shame indeed you no get directions for cactus left turn.

[uchonging]

You English I am pleased to not be understanding.

[BEAST]

uchonging said:

I followed your consultation and looked from the window. But thus far I made so, lamppost broke into a run to the left side of my bus. It is cold now but I am be cover it with the cardboard.

Look for dial with red and blue...turn dial to red and be warm with a blow setting of at least 4

Please drop any passangers off the bus before driving any further and turn dial above head to 'Bus out of service, please be to walk'

[Slacker]

Why not just drive back from where you came and start over again?

[daniel]

Please for best success, motorbus should find store with area map. That which might give hope for finding places of travels. Also store will provide food of energy and gasoline for motorbus. Many thanks of your inquiry and consultations. My fee will arrive in standard way from postal carriage.

[uchonging]

My passengers already left bus. Still be to not know why they they made that. 'Slacker' please to not be anti of the immigrants. I am hard working with genuine fake visa of the American.

[wildmaven]

Are you sure you're in a bus and not a yellow submarine?

[Ref107]

uchonging said:

My passengers already left bus. Still be to not know why they they made that. 'Slacker' please to not be anti of the immigrants. I am hard working with genuine fake visa of the American.

Call the FBI. I'm sure a fake visa will get you found quickly.

[Patrick [ASE]]

Might be a good idea to ask at the nearest MacDonalds, they've got them everywhere, you must be able to see one from where you're parked.


btw, america is a few thousand miles to the west of your location.