ADMIN CAGE MATCH

[The Dark Knight]

When Red Rudner was talking about wanting to kill someone at the MTV Awards and Rene posting a comment on that, I was instantly reminded of Pat's Hulk image, which got me thinking...

ABOUT THIS THREAD.

Some of the names might be lame since it's early on a weekend and I'm still trying to get up.

BUTTTTTTT IT'S THE ADMIN CAGE MATCH!

That's right, all the Admins thrown into a Cage Match and they fight it out. Who's going to be the last one standing? Patrick the Hulk with his brute force? Will Craig charm his way into making people okay with him and THEN SNAP THEIR NECK LIKE THAT?! Why is Craig a charmer? Well, I remember someone saying after some meet that he was really quiet and sweet.

Anyway.

Of course, Red is the Raging one, with all the wrath she was about to unleash at the MTV awards when her favorite movie didn't win enough (Twilight). The rest of them are pretty self-explanatory.

And oh, since the Admins have all the power in the world on this forum, feel free to change the names I gave you.

For some I didn't know much about you so I just wrote whatever I could think of when I saw your name.

....

LET THE VOTING BEGIN.

OMG AVTAR UR LAME WTF THREAD?!?! *throws person into the cage*

;D

[gfx25]

Patrick 'Nuke' Clinger Sounds better because he has control over the off button.

[Former Member]

Martyn 'Syntax' Dale has my vote. :3

[Former Member]

Jun 11, 2011 1:18:06 GMT -8 @zar said:

Ricky 'Emo' Zyvoloski!

Emo power all the way! (o wait..)

oh well they have knives! as long as they don't use them against themselves >.>

IT'S A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE

go riko go

Martyn will code that knife into a bunch of 1's and 0's!

WOO! Go Martyn! <3 ;D

[The Dark Knight]

Jun 10, 2011 22:53:55 GMT -8 @gfx25 said:

Patrick 'Nuke' Clinger Sounds better because he has control over the off button.

You don't remember the Hulk image I'm guessing. Anyway.

[Renegade]

I ran this through a very complex simulator and here are the results.

Craig is about as muscular as a stick insect, so Pat snaps him in half, Juggernaut style.

Pat would destroy Alex Zeichel, because he doesn't do anything other than watching French movies. While he was sat there all "Oh mon! Le film! Les combats!", Pat barrels through him.

Tameen joins the battle, but gets disqualified for breaking the rules right away.

Mary's red star boobies double as shurikens - they're detachable, obviously. And she already broke one of the other admins in the past. Vicious. Martyn is out by this point, in case that was too subtle (no it wasn't) for you.

On the other hand, Mary is a girl (for real!), so she has to tagteam with Ren Ruder to avoid getting stomped by Pat on his rampage.

But Ren is secretly (lololol its not a secret) in love with Patrick, so at the last moment she doublecrosswa Mary, taking her out of the fight.

A run-in by Robert distracts Ryan and they have a discussion in the middle of the ring, with Robert determined that this is the right place to try to convince Ryan of his views on everything. Just like every other thread in existence, basically. Anyway, Pat takes the opportunity to hit both of them with Ren, knocking them out for the count.

Ricky, the mutant receptionist tries to attack from behind, taking advantage of Pat's 10 meter turning circle to get the advantage. Ren takes Ricky on, and they two have a slap fight until the cameraman reveals himself to be Tim Camera (who saw that one coming?!) knocks them both out.

Vinh Diesel joins the match and Pat, Tim, and Vinh square off. Pat feels a bit intimidated by this, so he fires the other two making, himself the winner.

As Pat celebrate, Adam Peterson appears at the top of the ramp, signalling he wants Pat in a one on one match.

[Robyn]

Jun 11, 2011 3:24:27 GMT -8 Renegade said:

A run-in by Robert distracts Ryan and they have a discussion in the middle of the ring, with Robert determined that this is the right place to try to convince Ryan of his views on everything. Just like every other thread in existence, basically. Anyway, Pat takes the opportunity to hit both of them with Ren, knocking them out for the count.

Nice complex simulator you've got there.

[wildmaven]

Ren, definitely. Girl power, ftw!

[James [a_leon]]

Rene, that made my day. I wonder how many people don't know who Adam is.

[Vicky]

Ricky has my vote!

[Marty Seppy]

ryan got my vote!

[The Dark Knight]

Jun 11, 2011 3:24:27 GMT -8 Renegade said:

I ran this through a very complex simulator and here are the results.

Craig is about as muscular as a stick insect, so Pat snaps him in half, Juggernaut style.

Pat would destroy Alex Zeichel, because he doesn't do anything other than watching French movies. While he was sat there all "Oh mon! Le film! Les combats!", Pat barrels through him.

Tameen joins the battle, but gets disqualified for breaking the rules right away.

Mary's red star boobies double as shurikens - they're detachable, obviously. And she already broke one of the other admins in the past. Vicious. Martyn is out by this point, in case that was too subtle (no it wasn't) for you.

On the other hand, Mary is a girl (for real!), so she has to tagteam with Ren Ruder to avoid getting stomped by Pat on his rampage.

But Ren is secretly (lololol its not a secret) in love with Patrick, so at the last moment she doublecrosswa Mary, taking her out of the fight.

A run-in by Robert distracts Ryan and they have a discussion in the middle of the ring, with Robert determined that this is the right place to try to convince Ryan of his views on everything. Just like every other thread in existence, basically. Anyway, Pat takes the opportunity to hit both of them with Ren, knocking them out for the count.

Ricky, the mutant receptionist tries to attack from behind, taking advantage of Pat's 10 meter turning circle to get the advantage. Ren takes Ricky on, and they two have a slap fight until the cameraman reveals himself to be Tim Camera (who saw that one coming?!) knocks them both out.

Vinh Diesel joins the match and Pat, Tim, and Vinh square off. Pat feels a bit intimidated by this, so he fires the other two making, himself the winner.

As Pat celebrate, Adam Peterson appears at the top of the ramp, signalling he wants Pat in a one on one match.

Epic post is epic.

[Phaelyn]

I'm voting Ren though, if we're going by what Rene posted, Adam will win, no competition. He's insane enough in the zombie and mafia games, I can't really imagine what he'll do in a cagematch.

[Renegade]

Jun 11, 2011 5:50:44 GMT -8 James [a_leon] said:

Rene, that made my day. I wonder how many people don't know who Adam is.

He's the secret call sign for Ryan Roos. Every time you post the name of the forum company Adam is at, Ryan appears to edit your post ;d

[iCraft]

Patricks got this lol I like all the names you thought of Avtar

Fixed Now Avtar Lol