If an intruder comes into your home how would you react?

[Joilet]

A trespasser is someone who does not belong somewhere.















An intruder is someone who does not belong somewhere who does other crime plus trespass.















You can replace, mix with etc. any of the words
you
home
intruder
with any whichever else.















Anyways if I see an intruder or trespasser I will call the cops if need be.















My mom I think would do the same as me.

[bigballofyarn]

I can blast Baby Shark and spray fart gas from one end of the house.

The other side can feature Hamster Dance and wet dog.

[wildmaven]

Jul 29, 2022 12:21:49 GMT -8 Joilet said:

Anyways if I see an intruder or trespasser I will call the cops if need be.

If you see an intruder, the first thing you should do is run out of the house if you can, go to a neighbor and then call the cops from their house. If you are able to see an intruder inside your home, stopping to call the cops is wasting time to get to safety. 
 

Jul 29, 2022 14:09:50 GMT -8 bigballofyarn said:

I can blast Baby Shark and spray fart gas from one end of the house.

The other side can feature Hamster Dance and wet dog.

One of my friends had one of those motion detecting, talking fish wall hangings and it actually scared an intruder out of her house!  

[Knightly Celt]

As the Beatles' song says, "I get by with a little help from my friends."

My "friends" are "Rod" and "Roscoe!"

[Brian Welch]

Jul 30, 2022 10:15:03 GMT -8 wildmaven said:

Jul 29, 2022 12:21:49 GMT -8 Joilet said:

Anyways if I see an intruder or trespasser I will call the cops if need be.

If you see an intruder, the first thing you should do is run out of the house if you can, go to a neighbor and then call the cops from their house. If you are able to see an intruder inside your home, stopping to call the cops is wasting time to get to safety. 
 

Jul 29, 2022 14:09:50 GMT -8 bigballofyarn said:

I can blast Baby Shark and spray fart gas from one end of the house.

The other side can feature Hamster Dance and wet dog.

One of my friends had one of those motion detecting, talking fish wall hangings and it actually scared an intruder out of her house!  

Definitely great advice here. Get to safety before dialing 911.

[cheddarmouse]

The first thing that would happen is that my dog who IS NOT friendly with strangers would go ballistic at 'em and while she kept the them distracted I'd run outside and call the cops.

[Ayen]

Get the heck out of the house and call the cops.

Or set traps like Kevin McCallister if it's close to Christmas time.

[Darkmage4]

Sept 23, 2022 19:46:39 GMT -8 cheddarmouse said:

The first thing that would happen is that my dog who IS NOT friendly with strangers would go ballistic at 'em and while she kept the them distracted I'd run outside and call the cops.

This. BUt then I would be scared for my dog too. We have 2 rotties.

[Joilet]

To all, adding or replacing the words intruder your home you with similar is okay such as trespasser.



Anyways if I see an intruder somewhere I would likely call 911 and report the intruder. Same with my mom and possibly some of my friends too.

[BEAST]

Joilet

I have removed the identical thread you made earlier and linked you to this one you created in 2022.

If I spotted an intruder in my home I would start telling them really bad jokes and offer to let them see my vacation photo's and video.
They would soon grow bored and leave.

[🎶Sossity🎶]

Jan 13, 2023 22:16:38 GMT -8 BEAST said:

Joilet

I have removed the identical thread you made earlier and linked you to this one you created in 2022.

If I spotted an intruder in my home I would start telling them really bad jokes and offer to let them see my vacation photo's and video.
They would soon grow bored and leave.

😂😂

[🎶Sossity🎶]

Jan 14, 2023 0:17:43 GMT -8 🎶Sossity🎶 said:

Jan 13, 2023 22:16:38 GMT -8 BEAST said:

If I spotted an intruder in my home I would start telling them really bad jokes and offer to let them see my vacation photo's and video.
They would soon grow bored and leave.

😂😂

[bigballofyarn]

Maybe my attack tortoise would scare them away! You've seen his intimidating demeanor.

[Wesley2005]

Jul 30, 2022 10:15:03 GMT -8 wildmaven said:

Jul 29, 2022 12:21:49 GMT -8 Joilet said:

Jul 29, 2022 14:09:50 GMT -8 bigballofyarn said:

I can blast Baby Shark and spray fart gas from one end of the house.

The other side can feature Hamster Dance and wet dog.

One of my friends had one of those motion detecting, talking fish wall hangings and it actually scared an intruder out of her house!  

The talking fish AUTOMATICALLY sent me into singing "Give me that filet o' fish.. give me that fish"
And now.. and forever it will be stuck in my head....

[BlueRaine]

I'd invite them sit down to watch a movie. Then I'd say, I'm going out and get some pizza and ice cream.