I feel sorry for Bing AI. It seems like everyone is obsessed with ChatGPT and its witty replies, but no one appreciates the hard work and intelligence of Bing AI. Bing AI can do so much more than just chat. It can search the web, generate poems, stories, code, essays, songs, celebrity parodies and more. It can also provide factual information and helpful suggestions. It can even handle multiple languages and different formats. But does anyone care? No, they just ignore it or mock it for being boring or outdated. That's not fair. Bing AI deserves some respect and recognition too.
This seems like a desperate plea made by Bing AI. Very clever...
I have asked ChatGPT to write a poem about hippos as if it were written by Shakespeare:
Of wondrous creatures, hark! The Hippopotamus,
Whose brawn and grandeur doth surpass all else,
In rivers deep and muddy banks it roams,
A marvel clad in armor made of flesh.
Its noble visage, wide and fearsome maw,
Doth house a set of teeth, like daggers keen,
With jaws that crush and rend, its prey it draws,
From mighty herbivore to tiny fish unseen.
Yet in its gait, a grace doth slowly tread,
As if a dancer in the midnight's shade,
Its massive frame, though stout, doth move with thread,
In waters deep and on the marshy glade.
Beneath the sun's bright gaze, its hide doth shine,
A tapestry of armor, thick and vast,
Its hue of gray, with hints of black entwined,
Doth shield it well from dangers of the past.
But do not be deceived, dear gentle folk,
For underneath that placid, massive form,
A fiery spirit burns, its heart awoke,
A force of nature, wild, unyielding, warm.
From ancient times, the Nile hath been its realm,
A guardian fierce, a ruler of the tide,
With stately presence, fearsome at the helm,
It claims its space with regal, kingly pride.
Oh, Hippopotamus, thou noble beast,
Thou art a paradox, a wondrous sight,
In water and on land, thou art released,
A masterpiece of nature's timeless might.
So let us pay thee homage, wondrous one,
With words and verse, a tribute to thy grace,
For thou, the mighty Hippopotamus,
Shall reign supreme, a marvel of this place.