Post by Syko Nachoman on Dec 24, 2013 22:58:22 GMT -8
The GT Riddle and Joke Book, Pt. 2:
Because 2 Is the Number That Comes After 1
Written by Syko Nachoman
Illustrations by Phaelyn
Because 2 Is the Number That Comes After 1
Written by Syko Nachoman
Illustrations by Phaelyn
Why didn't Venom's stalker require neurosurgery?
He had a good Brian in his head.
Why have GT's health care expenditures been decreasing so much lately?
Because there aren't many veterans who need Support anymore.
What did the Err Bear say to the server before it mauled it?
Nothing. Bears can't talk.
What did GT's newest global moderator do to the persistently-troublesome member?
He woop'ed him good.
What do you get if you cross Patrick Clinger and Martyn Dale?
Banned.
Why did the cannibalistic v5 coder only have time to talk to one staff member?
He was too preoccupied with Eton Bones.
What happens when one becomes addicted to GT voice chats?
There is no e-Skype.
What is the primary complaint among yarn-spinners about ProBoards?
The "Create Thread" button doesn't work.
What did Ren name her hip new clothing-rental store?
Ren-a-Swag.
Why did the Mac user switch to Windows before creating a new thread?
So their thread would get more views.
Which peer-reviewed scientific journal do spammers send their articles to?
PLUS ONE.
Why is the Game Board the luckiest part of GT?
It always comes out on top.
Why did the new member's thread in the Welcome board get locked?
Because they violated one of the board's rules.
What happened to all the stars under people's names when ZAR complained about their distribution?
They went to a Beta place.
Where in Support can the long-awaited pizza maker be found?
The member list. Certainly at least one of them works in the fast food industry.
Why was the scopophobic member with 24,999 posts afraid to post again?
She didn't want to become a Portrait on the Wall.
What GT confection breaks rule #7?
David Clark Bars.
Why did the member who was renovating his kitchen disappointed that he needed 4,999 industry-standard tiles to complete the new floor?
He was one short of earning a custom tile.
Why did Avtar commission a time machine to be built for ProBoards?
To boldly go where no one has gone v4.
Why are members happier on forums where they do not need to make any posts before they can send PM's to other users?
There is no postage necessary.
Why was the member who deleted his account fined when the GT police pulled over his car?
He had a license but no registration.
Why did ZAR's attempts to woo Ren fail?
Ir-Ren-concilable differences.
What did the soccer field groundskeeper use to draw the goal lines on the field when he ran out of chalk from Ireland?
UK'sChalke.
Why did the emo post riddled with "
" smileys receive negative responses?It was a bit too Seppy.
What did the drug addict experience during the slow GT night?
Refresh madness.
Why did the newly-promoted moderator request a "barrel" thread function be added to v5?
So she could manage threads lock, sticky, and barrel.
What trend momentarily took over the Games Board after people got tired of "Mafia" and "Who's the Boss"?
I've not a Clue.
What happened when the GT member's monitor got flipped upside-down?
He had to turn it right-side up again.
Why have religious arguments in GT declined so much lately?
All their propagators have gone to the "Praise!" board instead.
What bizarre behavior distinguished the v5 Serial Killer from the serial killers associated with earlier versions?
He always removed the headers and footers of his victims.
Why are PB users in Alabama unhappy?
Because the Mobile app is still being developed.
Which new v5 smiley has the most dimensions?
8D
What book series introduced the Err Bear and his family to children worldwide?
The B'Err-enstain Bears.
What happened when Zoey took charge of GT for a day?
???nsnun
??n??d bu???oNWhat is Chicken Little's greatest fear in GT?
A sticky thread with an anchor icon.
This is my signature achievement.
Some of those jokes were v.good actually, good job! Kudos, praise etc! Best thread I've seen in a long time nice one
