Post by Avery ♥ on Oct 18, 2007 20:01:56 GMT -8
I randomly discovered this poem on a CD that was given to me that I hardly ever listen to. I thought it was funny and that I should share it with everyone else. Here it is:
So...what do you think of Bob & Tom?
Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist
Renting a basement appartment in Venice
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine field at night
Getting a life-sized tatto...of someone your height
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie
Hang gliding at night on the fourth of the July
Having a bowling dropped on your head
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed
Teasing some Scot's for wearing their kilt
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat
Slap the head of a bald, drunken sailor
And telling your date's burley dad, "Five bucks says I nail her."
Renting a basement appartment in Venice
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine field at night
Getting a life-sized tatto...of someone your height
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie
Hang gliding at night on the fourth of the July
Having a bowling dropped on your head
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed
Teasing some Scot's for wearing their kilt
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat
Slap the head of a bald, drunken sailor
And telling your date's burley dad, "Five bucks says I nail her."
So...what do you think of Bob & Tom?
