ProBoards Mafia Game 4 (POST-GAME)

[Ace Trainer Dom]

Feb 1, 2011 18:17:48 GMT -8 Adam said:

I'm sure she's writing it. Good things take time (except for all the time leading up to her starting the writing of the paper where we have to wait for one or more indecisive or lazy or forgetful or busy or injured or incapacitated special roles).

I was merely commenting on the ironic fact she logged out right on the deadline

[Pepper]

Well, Phae logged back on recently. So maybe we'll be progressing soon. ^^

[The Dancing Lock Guy]

Feb 1, 2011 18:51:55 GMT -8 Pepper said:

Well, Phae logged back on recently. So maybe we'll be progressing soon. ^^

We'd better be >.<

[★Fuzzy★]

Feb 1, 2011 18:59:34 GMT -8 The Dancing Lock Guy said:

Feb 1, 2011 18:51:55 GMT -8 Pepper said:

Well, Phae logged back on recently. So maybe we'll be progressing soon. ^^

We'd better be >.<

[Adam]

*hopes Phaelyn is alright*

[Ace Trainer Dom]

Feb 1, 2011 21:44:33 GMT -8 Adam said:

*hopes Phaelyn is alright*

She's in the EST time zone, it's 1:35 AM right now, probably we will hear nothing until morning, but I wouldn't be surprised if she lost power or something

[Phaelyn]

I apologise, guys...I was gonna make the cutoff time 12am est so I'd be able to write a coherent newspaper for you all, and I made it up to there and started writing...

...and promptly passed out. Had some crazy stuff going on the past six nights that I didn't end up getting much sleep after, guess it caught up to me. I COULD have posted what I had written, but I doubt you'd want to see a half-paragraph of the paper, a few sentences of nonsense, then the rest of the post filled to the character limit with the letter W when I fell asleep. xD

So yeah, I'll write the paper right now, in any case -- it'd turned out I had the PM in my box after all, but it just wasn't showing as me having new messages so I missed it entirely This'll be a mildly interesting one

[Phaelyn]

January 31^st, 2011__.

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

---

Today is yet another sad day in the village of ProBoardia; with the nurse dead and doctor screaming bloody murder from his hut, Pepper became a target for the mafia. A look at the crime scene showed that she had been dragged out of her house and into a particularly dark alley. She was then forced to sniff a large amount of her own world-famous pepper. At that point, she began violently sneezing over and over and over, to the point where she was pretty much smashing her head on the wall each time she sneezed. Unfortunately, on her thirty-fourth sneeze, one of the mafia members got impatient and shot poor Pepper instead! Even more oddly, however, is the state of Pepper's mouth -- it appears that her teeth were stolen a few hours prior to her death! Investigation of her house proved her to be a villager; the town will sorely miss her fun personality and many varieties of pepper for sale.

Today's featured villager is Adam. Though he seems to be a bit mad -- always running about shouting about the end-times and such -- he seems to have a different perspective on life than the rest of us. We could all stand to look at our situation a little differently, so hey -- why not be like Adam?

Dancing Lock Guy was arrested this morning around 9am on suspicion of being mafia. However, there was no hard evidence showing guilt or innocence; one officer noted that he appeared to have three more teeth than normal in his mouth.

Andrea was given a stern warning by the police sheriff for terrorising the town's featured villager Adam last night. She apparently kept knocking on his door in an effort to scare him.

[Phaelyn]

It is now daytime. have at each other

[Ace Trainer Dom]

What an interesting method of death Phaeyln

So, DLG stated Pepper to be his next target. Unfortunately he was the Mafia's target as well as the dentist....Interesting....I think....What does that mean?

[Phaelyn]

Note that pepper's body was missing her teeth. The Dentist, whoever it is, removed her teeth. :3

[Ryan Roos]

Rooschach's Journal
Day 3 of new life

Woke up late. Read the
paper. That young girl
Pepper is dead. Tragedy.

It's time to kill a dentist.
The Dancing Lock Guy
claimed to be the dentist.
I gave him til today to
prove it. The girl Pepper
had her teeth missing,
but she's also dead.

I got ready to go outside to
the village square. I decided
to send the mafia a message.
I pull out a sign, the wooden
handle felt almost warm in my
hands. I looked in the mirror.

THE END IS NIGH

printed in big black letters.
The mafia are going down.

Next I walk into the middle of
town. At first no one was paying
attention. But slowly I started
to tell a story. A story about
a man in a coma and they came
gathering around me.

I finished by telling them how
two dentists contacted me on
two separate days. One quiet and
the other loud. But the loud one
seems to have proven that he
is the real dentist. I tell the town
that they need to decide who
to kill. The quiet dentist who
contacted me first or the loud
dentist who seems to have proved
himself by silencing a dead girl.

The dentist dilemma is up for debate
even as I write this. Will the town
kill Fuzzy or Dancing Lock Guy?

I know who I will choose.

[aether]

Dancing Lock Guy

Best case scenario, he's mafia trying to act as dentist (for some reason). Medium case scenario, he's the dentist with aspirations to be in the mafia, and wants to, at the very least, help them out; and that means that fuzzy falsely claimed and is probably mafia. Worst case scenario, he's not the dentist but we know who is and we can regulate fuzzy.

[Adam]

Oh wow, poor Pepper. She expected to have her teeth pulled, but got shot as well.

I've been waiting so long for the paper!!! Let's get today to go by fast! Vote now!

I vote Fuzzy since The DLG did indeed pull Pepper's teeth as promised.

[Phaelyn]

1 Vote DLG - Aether
1 Vote Fuzzy - Adam