Mafia! Game 5 (After Party)

[VS Admin]

*snores very loudly*

[Syko Nachoman]

*stands on the roof and signals with a flashlight*

[Ren Rudner]

ZZZZZZzzzzzz.....

[Mr. Spartan]

-turns on tv to drown out Patrick-

[Alex Zechiel]

Yeah, I'm sleeping, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

[VS Admin]

Feb 9, 2011 15:08:47 GMT -8 Alex Zechiel said:

Yeah, I'm sleeping, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Wakes up, fights Alex, goes back to bed.

Notices some flashing lights. Who the heck is signaling who at this time of night?!

[Pepper]

Feb 9, 2011 14:56:34 GMT -8 Syko Nachoman said:

*stands on the roof and signals with a flashlight*

-Has a very strange case of deja vu as she sees the lights-

[Ace Trainer Dom]

*Glares out the window at the flashlight signals, trying to figure out who's signaling with them*

[Ara (Crow)]

*falls asleep on the floor*

[Adam]

A light breeze picks up as night descends upon the small town of Proboardia. The lights from home windows wink out one by one until only the street lights provide what limited visibility they can. As the town settles into slumber, a silence fills the void and only the occasional whistling of the wind or the rustling of small animals can be heard. A silence not meant to last.

The light breeze quickly becomes a powerful gale. The crazed wind dances round and round, circling the town, a single home at its center. Trash that once littered the streets picks up and dances violently away. Doors left unlatched creak open and slam shut. A small group of puppies that have huddle against each other for warmth in the cold night inside a cardboard box are blown away, helplessly tumbling into the night. The wind has no mercy.

The torrent of wind closes in upon its target, and as it does, its intensity grows. Window shutters clap madly, cheering on the wild wind. The wind itself howls savagely as it tears at the town. Trees scream out bloody murder, their leaves and branches tossed every which way and bent further and further until *CRACK* trunks shatter apart sending a spray of deadly splinters.

Villagers begin pouring out of their homes to see what's going on, holding on to what they can for support.

Patrick emerges from his castle's main tower, saying "I do say, old boy, what is all the commotion about?" Upon reaching the edge of the terrace, he is immediately plucked from his perch on high and throw like an ant. He falls several stories until splattering against the hard earth a few miles away.

Andrea rushes out of her home at the sound of frightened kittens meowing. She follows their calls, fighting against the force of the wind with all her might, into a side-alley. The wind screams behind her and she is given a short respite from its fury inside the alley. "Meow!" She finds the kittens, whisks them up, holding them firmly to her bosom, "Don't worry little ones, I'll save you. Now lets get you inside out of this terrifying wind!" As she exits the alley she is broadsided by Robert's Van, with the writing "Mobile-Church-Unit" spray-painted on the side, and is crushed as it rolls over her.

Robert's van smashes against Ben Woodruff's home, Robert still inside. Ben throws open his door and runs bravely to the Mobile-Church-Unit and throws open the driver's door. A blood-covered Robert falls limply into Ben's arms. "Nnnoooooooooo!" exclaims Ben. "I'm not dead yet," says Robert. "Oh, thank God! It's a miracle!" As Ben turns to take Robert to the hospital a tree a few yards away shatters under the weight of the wind. Ben and Robert are sprayed with thousands of tiny wooden needles and are blasted against the van, dead.

Other villagers are blown away, houses begin to tear apart, and complete chaos ensues as the wind continues to intensify. The entire town is affected, except for a single home in the dead center of the gigantic tornado. The tornado condenses into a furious ball of wind, turning everything it touches into mulch. The air electrifies and arcs of lightning lash out at the single remaining home in the center of it all. The sky brightens suddenly to an intense pure white and a monstrous *CRAAACK* *BOOM* crashes forth.

Then silence.

The white light fades and a light breeze picks up as night descends upon the small town of Proboardia. The lights from home windows wink out one by one until only the street lights provide what limited visibility they can. As the town settles into slumber, a silence fills the void and only the occasional whistling of the wind or the rustling of small animals can be heard. A silence not meant to last.

Feb 2, 2011 13:27:53 GMT -8 Adam said:

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

Huh? Where am I? My heart is pounding so fast. What's going on?

*runs outside to see that it is night time*

Wait, where is the parade? The celebration? Where are all my friends? This isn't my town! What's happening to me?!

*a neighbor yells from across the street, "Pipe down, trying to sleep here!"*

NYOH MY GAWD!

[Ben Woodruff]

At least I die being a hero in your nightmares, Adam. haha.

[Robyn]

*dies with gratefulness that Ben risked his life to save mine*

[Andrea]

Feb 9, 2011 17:36:54 GMT -8 Ben Woodruff said:

At least I die being a hero in your nightmares, Adam. haha.

Robert killed me... Thanks for taking him down with you.

[Robyn]

Feb 9, 2011 17:39:02 GMT -8 Andrea said:

Feb 9, 2011 17:36:54 GMT -8 Ben Woodruff said:

At least I die being a hero in your nightmares, Adam. haha.

Robert killed me... Thanks for taking him down with you.

*Given as within five minutes I will not longer be able to communicate from the dead to the living, I give you this. The van I was driving st01011dfj dn1001dng tod01101 and before I could gasdf1010 td011d idof010111011 so I ran over you becfo010110 adkf010101 100110 1101001 100101 00101 0 1001 010.. . ... .. .... .... .. *

[Andrea]

Feb 9, 2011 17:41:23 GMT -8 Robyn said:

Feb 9, 2011 17:39:02 GMT -8 Andrea said:

Robert killed me... Thanks for taking him down with you.

*Given as within five minutes I will not longer be able to communicate from the dead to the living, I give you this. The van I was driving st01011dfj dn1001dng tod01101 and before I could gasdf1010 td011d idof010111011 so I ran over you becfo010110 adkf010101 100110 1101001 100101 00101 0 1001 010.. . ... .. .... .... .. *

It's because I saved a kitten, and you hate cats. Adam was right!

;D