Post Jokes And Funny Stuffs Here

[Pokemon ♥ Lovers]

!!..Facebook Saves Life..!!
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A depressed college Student went
to Railway Track for Suicide ..
Train was Coming Closer and He
Suddenly came off the track and
Said
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"Oh dookiet !! Forgot to Update
status In Facebook that I m
Gonna Die"

Lets See How Many Jocker's Are Here

[Pokemon ♥ Lovers]

Joke 1

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe??..


Ans.I have read and agree to Terms and Conditions..

Joke 2

Two bimbo's in a mall :
'Girlfriend, I'm never shopping here again ' !
"But why" ?
'Today I entered a shop and found a door that had 'MEN' written on , but when I entered I found a toilet ' !

Joke 3

After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost
his head. Is he crying?

Joke 4

After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Joke 5

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Your Turn

[Shaliza]

[australianatheists]

Sorry but I don't know how to post a full sized image. Tried posting an image but it wants an address and when I try copying those off the net nothing happens. So I can only do thumbnail files. Sucks I know.