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Scott
“Asking for help isn't giving up... it's refusing to give up.”
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Post by Scott on Jul 31, 2023 6:54:07 GMT -8
The contest is over,
but please feel free to post a summer joke.
Congratulations to our Contest WinnerCongratulations goes to bigballofyarn  Summer Smile
It's time for GT's Summer Smile Joke Contest. Tell us your best summer joke that will have us swimming in laughter!
Contest Guidelines:
One entry per member.
- Which means only one joke per entry.
Joke must be summer themed: relating to the summer season or activities associated with the summer season.Submission deadline is August 11, 2023 at 12:00 PM (PDT) at which time thread will be locked.Member voting opens August 11, 2023 at 5:00 PM (PDT) and closes August 17, 2023 at 9:00 AM (PDT)
- Thread Poll will be added for member voting.
- Voting results will be visible after poll closes.
- Prizes will be awarded August 17, 2023 by 5:00 PM (PDT)
Each member may vote for up to two entries.
Contest Prizes:
- First place will receive a Comedian Badge and one month of PB+.
- Second place will receive a Comedian Badge and a badge of their choice from the Badge Store.
- Third place will receive a Comedian Badge.
Additional Info
During the contest members may "like" posts. Post Likes are not votes. Voting is by thread Poll only.
Once voting closes and winners are announced, thread will be unlocked and members may continue to post jokes. Members may then make multiple posts as well as include multiple jokes in a post. Posts made after voting are not part of the contest.
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bigballofyarn
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
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Post by bigballofyarn on Aug 7, 2023 4:21:51 GMT -8
I'm not sure if this qualifies. I went overboard with the puns. It's not so much a joke anymore, but I'm going with what I wrote.
One morning, Owen the tortoise decided to shell out some money at the ProBoards store. He heard that the ProBoards biography was a best sheller and he decided it would be a fun read on the beach. He decided to pick up the novel in person by flying his private shell-ecopter to the ProBoards California office and felt like an instant shell-ebrity when meeting the ProBoards admins themselves. Owen made sure that every admin autographed his new book.
When Owen made it back to the Jersey Shore and realized he couldn't swim, he was shell-shocked, but decided to sit on his beach towel and read his new book. He quickly drew the attention of everyone on the beach, but was a little shellfish and didn't share the book with anyone. He befriended Shelliot and Shelly, two sea turtles who were basking in the sun. They had a bit of a shell-ebration as they discussed their mutual love for ProBoards. They thought it was a good idea to rent some beach scooters, put on their shell-mets, and sped along the beach.
It was a tort-le disaster, however, when they crossed paths with something that sturtled them. It was Gordon Ramsey who made sinister comments about turtle soup and a slow cooker. Luckily, Owen, Shelly, and Shelliot had their shell-phones and were able to call for help. They all made it to their homes safely and lived hundreds of years to retell their story.
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