Describe your ideal partner

[Søren]

Sort of inspired by the relationship status thread there are lot of single people here. So those what is your picture of a ideal partner?

For me i don’t mind to much but they have to like vegetarian meals so i don’t have to cook meat for them
For a girl would have to be curvy, no size 0 rubbish
Any piercings or tattoos are bonus. really the more the better XD
Also they must like to wear 'alternative' clothing that has studs, straps and unnecessary zips that don’t do anything lol

Personality wise they just have to be fun, relaxed and good to talk with (:

and if they can ride a horse to i will offer marriage XD

[AndrettiFan]

My ideal partner would be someone who pretty much likes the same things I do, or at least some of them.

[ToriJ]

Never really thought about it much.

Probably gonna have to be somebody with a high tolerance level

[Zephyr]

Brunette, round face, pale isn't a bad thing. Minimal make-up.

Intelligent and laughs at my jokes, tough combination.

[Shiraz]

My ideal partner would be someone who shares my interests, has the same mindset, accepts me for who I am and is always honest about everything. Throw funny, intelligent and creative in there, mixed with good looks (and a love for chocolate), and you have him.

Oh, and I've already met him. =]

[Dumezil]

My ideal partner would be dead.


Mmm. I am a chubby chaser, so a guy who definitely has some meat on him. But football player or wrestler kind of meat. Not flab. Blech. He has to be strong as well. He also cannot cry, tell me how he feels all the time, or threaten to kill himself if I don't sleep with him. On top of that he has to be up for pretty much any of my random schemes, not be too emotional, not laugh at me, and not get gooey or romantic. He has to be deployed occasionally so I get to be dramatic and sad with all the military wives and also don't get bored of him. Last of all, he can't try to control me. If I don't want to be a stay at home mom, I'm not going to be a stay at home mom. Hell, if I just had a newborn and want to go to Iraq then I'm going to Iraq! My mother has already claimed all of my future children. >.>

[Derek‽]

Brunette, with shoulder-length straight or slightly curvy dark auburn hair, a stature between 5'3" and 5'5" and an adult clothing size between 2 and 6 (US); an athletic body type.  She should be white or Latin with a tanned complexion between the shades of "wheat" and "fawn".  A 36C all-natural chest, of course, with hips at least adequate for child-bearing (I don't want kids, but I want someone naturally-gifted for birthing children, like all men do, which means she should definitely be fertile).  Full (not puffy!) lips are a must.  She shouldn't dress like a slut, but neither should she dress like a prude; she should have no hang-ups about her body.  She should be disgusted by her own body hair, with an almost religious devotion to removing it, while at the same time accepting mine as making me cuddly like a bear.

I don't want someone who's dumb as a stump.  I would prefer it if she had a career (or was pursuing one) in the literary field, whether it be as an aspiring novelist or a high school English teacher (um, maybe I should rethink this; English teachers are always dumb as a post), but not something that won't go anywhere, like a librarian.  This would create a well-rounded couple.

She should also at least understand the basics of how objects relevant to my interests work.  I don't expect her to know the intricacies of how a computer works, but if she understands the difference between the OS and BIOS, I can live with that.  She should also at least be able to explain, in her own words, the basics of what goes on inside an engine block, but it's no big deal if she doesn't know how to change her oil.  Speaking of my interests, she should hold at least a passing interest in gaming.  First-person shooters are optimal, but RPGs are somewhat acceptable.  At the very least she should know the relationship between Mario and Luigi.

She needs to be outgoing, almost bubbly, but accepting that I'm a grouch.  Along that same line, she needs to be willing to accept that I don't like expressing any emotion except jealousy, and that "Mmm" and "Yeah" are perfectly valid responses to her telling me she loves me.  She also needs to accept that I don't get jealous, because I view it as a sign of weakness.  Hypocritically to that, small displays of jealousy are cute, and she should display them from time to time, when situation appropriate, and at a level appropriate to those situations.

Religion doesn't matter, so long as she's not a fanatic and she understands that  I'm an atheist who won't be going to church, no matter what the reason.

She should have cute little quirks that I find too adorable to forget, such as moving her lips when she reads (but not to the point of actually reading out loud, that's just annoying), ever-so-gently biting her lower lip when she's thinking or frustrated, or or consistently getting lyrics wrong to certain songs when she's trying to sing along.  Most important about her quirks, she needs to be able to be teased about them.

And at this point in life, she should be between the ages of 18 and 21.


As you can see, I'm kind of picky.

[trent]

I don't like anybody fake. (wherever fake stuff comes spilling out of their mouth or plastic surgery)

They got to like the same things I do, believe in God, and must not under any circumstances pull for the university of north carolina @ chapel hill.

[winter weezland]

Sept 27, 2010 12:33:11 GMT -8 Zephyr said:

Brunette, round face, pale isn't a bad thing. Minimal make-up.

Intelligent and laughs at my jokes, tough combination.

You tell jokes?

[Hero]

Somebody who's a girl, around 5'0"-5'7", follows the "my age/2 + 7 rule" and shares the same interests as I do.

[Ryan Roos]

I was going to post in here my ideal partner, but I'm getting married in 12 days and I realize that I already found her.

So [insert her full profile here].

[Graham]

Willing.


Brunette, slightly 'kooky' (damn i despise that word) but not too off the chart...into similar things that i am, and a dry sense of humour. Not too skinny, so...curvy, i guess. Willing to accept that i cant see them all the time due to the insane amount of hours i work. Happy to stay in of an evening, as well as go out and have a laugh if the opportunity permits. Must have a hatred of Razorlight.

[Owlstar]

I'd like a guy who is into the same things I am (or most of them), believes in God or at least respects my religion, smart, funny, cute, and likes me for me. He would be able to help me with computer stuff and whatever and not get all annoyed when I get emotional or have a blonde moment.

[pawl]

Alive. Female.

[Graham]

Sept 27, 2010 15:19:11 GMT -8 pawl said:

Alive. Female.