One for the guys

[Renegade]

acidcoree16 said:

A woman is a human being that is capable of doing anything that a human being a can do.

Except drive in a straight line.

;D

[AcidcorE]

renegade said:

acidcoree16 said:

A woman is a human being that is capable of doing anything that a human being a can do.

Except REVERSE in a straight line.

;D

Fixed your typo

[Goodnight Vienna]

richndanapoint said:

You girls can tear us apart later

What is your honest definition of what a woman is? And keep it clean you perv’s

My definition? A woman is a human being fully capable of doing anything any human being is capable of doing, if she wants to; and looks magnificent doing it! The nurturing, material half of mankind.

I am sorry Rich but by your comments there it seems its suggested in the world as a whole that Women are not human & not capable of doing anything she wants to, why would you feel the need to say they are human & capable of doing great things, unless you are referring to certain Islamic states To me Women are Women, the opposite sex to me, mothers, sisters, aunts, wives, girlfriends & to some mistresses This may surprise alot of people but i am not sexist, i feel women can do most jobs as good as men, or at times better, the bus i get to work for instance, the women drivers are a hell of a lot safer & take less chances & more considerate than the male drivers.

[Goodnight Vienna]

renegade said:

acidcoree16 said:

A woman is a human being that is capable of doing anything that a human being a can do.

Except drive in a straight line.

;D

As i mentioned in my earlier post, women are actually safer, better drivers than men, in my opinion anyway!

[Ref107]

IMO, women are capable of doing ALMOST anything a man can do, and in many cases do it better. There are a few things that girls simply cannot do, and some things men simply cannot do.

Men don't get pregante, nor can we feed a baby with out body.
Women can't perform a function that men do several times daily, though they yell at us contantley for it.

[Andrew Workman]

A woman is a human being, just like anybody else, only stereotyped into cooking, cleaning, and all the other house work.

[erazer]

vienna said:

renegade said:

Except drive in a straight line.

;D

As i mentioned in my earlier post, women are actually safer, better drivers than men, in my opinion anyway!

Much easier to over-take. ;D ;D

[x__Knox']

They tend to have the ability to screw with your head and the inability to be totally honest.

[Goodnight Vienna]

erazer said:

vienna said:

As i mentioned in my earlier post, women are actually safer, better drivers than men, in my opinion anyway!

Much easier to over-take. ;D ;D

Thats true, but the female driver normally catches up with the male overtaker when she finds him A- Wrapped around a lampost or B- Embedded in the back of a bus! ;D Seriously though, the female drivers on the bus route i use in general give a safer ride home, for a start they give you a chance to sit down before revving up & screaming off into the yonder!!

[Renegade]

nhlmod said:

Women can't perform a function that men do several times daily, though they yell at us contantley for it.

Eating?

[Enchant]

renegade said:

nhlmod said:

Women can't perform a function that men do several times daily, though they yell at us contantley for it.

Eating?

who says we don't *cough* eat?

[Renegade]

enchant said:

who says we don't *cough* eat?

Alright then... eating anything with more than 1 calorie in it

[[K]hAoS]

A woman is an equal of society who is the bearer of a child, to me women are the most beautiful and well sculpted things ever made.

[Trina]

danielsmith said:

Woman= that which man cannot live without yet drives him mad trying to understand.

I don't know if any more expansive answer would further the cause of male understanding. Scientists spend so much time studying various aspects of our physical world, but have long since given up the hope to unlocking the female mind. They may have studies or whatnot every now and then, but that's more smoke and mirrors as any results are inevitably going to be 'inconclusive' regarding our understanding of the mind of the woman. Better to just admit it and move on to other projects, in my opinion.

heh, how very true.

The answer to understanding women is to quit before you even start.

When a bloke says what would you like for xmas/birthday and the woman replies "just some smellies" or "im not really fussed" that actually means i want you to suprise me and buy me allsorts.

When a man says to a woman "are you ok". She will always answer yes and then storm around the house, but if you have had to ask then the answer is clearly no.

There are lots of other things, but you'd all stay away from women for life

As i said, quit before you start

[Goodnight Vienna]

nicechap said:

A woman is an equal of society who is the bearer of a child, to me women are the most beautiful and well sculpted things ever made.

I have always said the female form is one of the most beautiful 'objects' on the planet, King Tuts Death Mask being a close second!