One for the guys

[Renegade]

angelict said:

When a bloke says what would you like for xmas/birthday and the woman replies "just some smellies" or "im not really fussed" that actually means i want you to suprise me and buy me allsorts.

So in that situation a skunk wouldn't be acceptable?

[Trina]

renegade said:

angelict said:

When a bloke says what would you like for xmas/birthday and the woman replies "just some smellies" or "im not really fussed" that actually means i want you to suprise me and buy me allsorts.

So in that situation a skunk wouldn't be acceptable?

You could always try but i dont think you'd like what you get in return

[Goodnight Vienna]

angelict said:

renegade said:

So in that situation a skunk wouldn't be acceptable?

You could always try but i dont think you'd like what you get in return

A swift kick in the goolies i can imagine!!! ;D

[Enchant]

angelict said:

danielsmith said:

Woman= that which man cannot live without yet drives him mad trying to understand.

I don't know if any more expansive answer would further the cause of male understanding. Scientists spend so much time studying various aspects of our physical world, but have long since given up the hope to unlocking the female mind. They may have studies or whatnot every now and then, but that's more smoke and mirrors as any results are inevitably going to be 'inconclusive' regarding our understanding of the mind of the woman. Better to just admit it and move on to other projects, in my opinion.

heh, how very true.

The answer to understanding women is to quit before you even start.

When a bloke says what would you like for xmas/birthday and the woman replies "just some smellies" or "im not really fussed" that actually means i want you to suprise me and buy me allsorts.

When a man says to a woman "are you ok". She will always answer yes and then storm around the house, but if you have had to ask then the answer is clearly no.

There are lots of other things, but you'd all stay away from women for life

As i said, quit before you start

Giving them false hope Trina? LMAO.....they will never understand us....we women dont understand ourselves, but for some odd reason can understand each other.....we are the mystery of the universe.....lol....I take pride in that fact... ;D

[Creeper]

I don't think men are superior or anything but I think they are supposed to be the leaders of the home. I think women are companions for men somone to help them when they don't know what else to do, to love and care for children. Somone for a man to confide in, to love.

[Enchant]

creeper said:

I don't think men are superior or anything but I think they are supposed to be the leaders of the home. I think women are companions for men somone to help them when they don't know what else to do, to love and care for children. Somone for a man to confide in, to love.

Men Leaders of the Home? Boy you have alot to learn....LMAO..ask any married man...who the reall leader is....LMAO....behind the man is the power of the woman. see I can be sexist too....

[BEAST]

Understanding women.

Talk about soaps.
Talk about what Mrs wonkyhip at number 10453 did last week.
Talk about chocolate.
Giggle about sex.
Complain about bra sizes.
Moan about housework.
Look at guys bums.

That covers it all ;D ;D




Waits for the bashing now.

[Trina]

enchant said:

creeper said:

I don't think men are superior or anything but I think they are supposed to be the leaders of the home. I think women are companions for men somone to help them when they don't know what else to do, to love and care for children. Somone for a man to confide in, to love.

Men Leaders of the Home? Boy you have alot to learn....LMAO..ask any married man...who the reall leader is....LMAO....behind the man is the power of the woman. see I can be sexist too....

Agrees.

You see this is another woman thing, women make you think you are leaders of the house, when really if you think about it, women know what to say and do to get there own way and to make men do exactly what they want. Mind games can work a treat

[Man With No Name]

enchant said:

creeper said:

I don't think men are superior or anything but I think they are supposed to be the leaders of the home. I think women are companions for men somone to help them when they don't know what else to do, to love and care for children. Somone for a man to confide in, to love.

Men Leaders of the Home? Boy you have alot to learn....LMAO..ask any married man...who the reall leader is....LMAO....behind the man is the power of the woman. see I can be sexist too....

That's why kids ask their mum first.

[Enchant]

thebeast said:

Understanding women.

Talk about soaps.
Talk about what Mrs wonkyhip at number 10453 did last week.
Talk about chocolate.
Giggle about sex.
Complain about bra sizes.
Moan about housework.
Look at guys bums.

That covers it all ;D ;D

Waits for the bashing now.

Talk about soaps. True
Talk about what Mrs wonkyhip at number 10453 did last week. Who?
Talk about chocolate. I dont eat too much chocolate
Giggle about sex. not really
Complain about bra sizes. No , I am quite happy with my size
Moan about housework. True, but someone needs to do it
Look at guys bums. I am not a bum woman...


the bashing will happen in two years when I goto England and can do it personally, my friend.

[Goodnight Vienna]

enchant said:

Complain about bra sizes. No , I am quite happy with my size

Which is

[BEAST]

enchant said:

thebeast said:

Understanding women.

Talk about soaps.
Talk about what Mrs wonkyhip at number 10453 did last week.
Talk about chocolate.
Giggle about sex.
Complain about bra sizes.
Moan about housework.
Look at guys bums.

That covers it all ;D ;D

Waits for the bashing now.

Talk about soaps. True
Talk about what Mrs wonkyhip at number 10453 did last week. Who?
Talk about chocolate. I dont eat too much chocolate
Giggle about sex. not really
Complain about bra sizes. No , I am quite happy with my size
Moan about housework. True, but someone needs to do it
Look at guys bums. I am not a bum woman...


the bashing will happen in two years when I goto England and can do it personally, my friend.

My post was only a joke.


Your coming to England....Your gonna love it

[Creeper]

angelict said:

enchant said:

Men Leaders of the Home? Boy you have alot to learn....LMAO..ask any married man...who the reall leader is....LMAO....behind the man is the power of the woman. see I can be sexist too....

Agrees.

You see this is another woman thing, women make you think you are leaders of the house, when really if you think about it, women know what to say and do to get there own way and to make men do exactly what they want. Mind games can work a treat

enchant said:

creeper said:

I don't think men are superior or anything but I think they are supposed to be the leaders of the home. I think women are companions for men somone to help them when they don't know what else to do, to love and care for children. Somone for a man to confide in, to love.

Men Leaders of the Home? Boy you have alot to learn....LMAO..ask any married man...who the reall leader is....LMAO....behind the man is the power of the woman. see I can be sexist too....

I wasn't being a sexist or trying to be. I didn't mean men tell women what to do I meant men should be making the important decisions so women won't have to bother with it.

[Trina]

But if a woman is equal then they also must share equal responsibility

[Creeper]

angelict said:

But if a woman is equal then they also must share equal responsibility

Why would i want to dump more responsibilities on anyone? I would rather be around women that appreciate chivalry though. And most do where I come from.