One for the guys

[aether]

Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn''t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history... ;D ;D

[|Wendigo|]

aether said:

Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn''t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history... ;D ;D

Thats why I hate and don't believe in the christian/catholic god.

[randomrandomrandom]

blackxaura said:

aether said:

Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn''t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history... ;D ;D

Thats why I hate and don't believe in the christian/catholic god.

Because of a joke..

Wow.

[Enchant]

kitsunex said:

Obviously you're a dud at common science.

probably.....and you are at common sense

I am going according to the military standards.....doctor standards......but hey....you have your book....so I will let you keep on thinking you are correct....because you cant admit your worng....

[|Wendigo|]

randomrandomrandom said:

blackxaura said:

Thats why I hate and don't believe in the christian/catholic god.

Because of a joke..

Wow.

No because the whole religion is sexist.

[Enchant]

aether said:

Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn''t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history... ;D ;D

I am not religious but I heard this one too....

the reason god made women was because he oops with man.....

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blackxaura said:

randomrandomrandom said:

Because of a joke..

Wow.

No because the whole religion is sexist.

Oh yes, of course it is.
It must be.
The only thing sexist about it right now, is that women cannot become priests.

[Ash]

Right, seriously people..calm down.

[|Wendigo|]

randomrandomrandom said:

blackxaura said:

No because the whole religion is sexist.

Oh yes, of course it is.
It must be.
The only thing sexist about it right now, is that women cannot become priests.

It's my opinion. God is a male.

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blackxaura said:

randomrandomrandom said:

Oh yes, of course it is.
It must be.
The only thing sexist about it right now, is that women cannot become priests.

It's my opinion. God is a male.

It's your opinion God is a male ?
It must be, because it doesn't say anywhere that God is any sex..


That's.. just stupid, if you're saying it's your opinion it's sexist when there's pretty much nothing sexist about it.

That's like me saying Proboards is sexist because a male owns it. Pft.

[|Wendigo|]

randomrandomrandom said:

blackxaura said:

It's my opinion. God is a male.

It's your opinion God is a male ?
It must be, because it doesn't say anywhere that God is any sex..


That's.. just stupid, if you're saying it's your opinion it's sexist when there's pretty much nothing sexist about it.

That's like me saying Proboards is sexist because a male owns it. Pft.

No it isn't and it's not in my opinion that god is male. It's my opinion it's sexist and now that I think about it racist.

[randomrandomrandom]

blackxaura said:

randomrandomrandom said:

It's your opinion God is a male ?
It must be, because it doesn't say anywhere that God is any sex..


That's.. just stupid, if you're saying it's your opinion it's sexist when there's pretty much nothing sexist about it.

That's like me saying Proboards is sexist because a male owns it. Pft.

No it isn't and it's not in my opinion that god is male. It's my opinion it's sexist and now that I think about it racist.

....

Go back to bed, or alternatively, Educate yourself.

[|Wendigo|]

randomrandomrandom said:

blackxaura said:

No it isn't and it's not in my opinion that god is male. It's my opinion it's sexist and now that I think about it racist.

....

Go back to bed, or alternatively, Educate yourself.

I have my beliefs you have yours, I dislike catholics and christians and I don't run around the street screaming "Screw the church" ok? I share my views and they think i'm going to burn in hell for ever, and often they say, "Get a real religion." Don't try to proove someone wrong because they won't change views, and if you do proove them wrong they will hate you for it.

[aether]

wow. this got just a bit out of hand. IT IS A JOKE, NOT A STATEMENT, OR A TESTEMENT. It was probably created by a sexist, not by god though. If you're going to talk about sexism than make a new topic, this is for another topic.

[|Wendigo|]

aether said:

wow. this got just a bit out of hand. IT IS A JOKE, NOT A STATEMENT, OR A TESTEMENT. It was probably created by a sexist, not by god though. If you're going to talk about sexism than make a new topic, this is for another topic.

I KNOW! Does it mean I was being frikkin serious?! Maybe I was joking also? Ever think of that?