Mafia Game (After Party)

[bagheera]

My pitchforks have barbs on the end of each tine. ;D

Dec 15, 2010 18:36:14 GMT -8 iCraft said:

Dec 15, 2010 18:24:10 GMT -8 bagheera said:

Yeah, right. You're Mafia too.

I'll sell pitchforks for less than Jetta!

PROVE IT

Sure, since I've got nothing to lose. ;D

The PM you sent me when I asked you what the initial PM sent to you at the beginning of the game said, the one that assigned you your role.



Aether didn't send out any such PM's to villagers, he only notified the special role. That's how I knew you were a Mafia member.

[Syko Nachoman]

Dec 15, 2010 18:40:41 GMT -8 Dumezil said:

Well then...
That happy note aside, my pitchforks have FOUR rungs compared to Bagheera's three puny spikes. I can guarantee that they gauge eyeballs and livers out better than any other in the nation or your money back!

Four rungs? Why, that's 33.3% more (with the "3" repeating! )

I say we lynch Bagheera for trying to rip us off!

Also, I know where I'm doing all my pitchfork shopping from now on.

[bagheera]

But the barbs on the ends of my pitchforks' prongs are extra-lethal. It more than makes up for not having four pathetic, normal prongs.

[Syko Nachoman]

Dec 15, 2010 18:49:45 GMT -8 bagheera said:

But the barbs on the ends of my pitchforks' prongs are extra-lethal. It more than makes up for not having four pathetic, normal prongs.

Hmmm. That does sound tempting. But do they have eyeball-gougability?

[Dumezil]

Sadly, those rungs are not long enough to effectively hook innards while mine will go straight through the average human body! Not only are mine 33.3% more point, but they can also pin the victim to a wooden board behind them!

The company is not held responsible for people rounder than 300 cm wherever they have been stabbed.

[bagheera]

Dec 15, 2010 18:55:21 GMT -8 Dumezil said:

Sadly, those rungs are not long enough to effectively hook innards while mine will go straight through the average human body! Not only are mine 33.3% more point, but they can also pin the victim to a wooden board behind them!

The company is not held responsible for people rounder than 300 cm wherever they have been stabbed.

If someone is ten feet round, they have more problems than being stabbed with a pitchfork.

Dec 15, 2010 18:52:46 GMT -8 Syko Nachoman said:

Dec 15, 2010 18:49:45 GMT -8 bagheera said:

But the barbs on the ends of my pitchforks' prongs are extra-lethal. It more than makes up for not having four pathetic, normal prongs.

Hmmm. That does sound tempting. But do they have eyeball-gougability?

Better. If you stick one in an eyeball, it won't come out cleanly, it'll yank it out.

[aether]

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Seriously, can the "ghosts" not post. I don't want there to be any outside influences. I will ask that those Robert and Phaelyn delete their posts.

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[iCraft]

Dec 15, 2010 18:55:42 GMT -8 bagheera said:

Dec 15, 2010 18:55:21 GMT -8 Dumezil said:

Sadly, those rungs are not long enough to effectively hook innards while mine will go straight through the average human body! Not only are mine 33.3% more point, but they can also pin the victim to a wooden board behind them!

The company is not held responsible for people rounder than 300 cm wherever they have been stabbed.

If someone is ten feet round, they have more problems than being stabbed with a pitchfork.

Hmmm. That does sound tempting. But do they have eyeball-gougability?

Better. If you stick one in an eyeball, it won't come out cleanly, it'll yank it out. [/quote]

He sent me a pm because i wasnt on for like 2 days and the day phase had begun.

[bagheera]

Dec 15, 2010 20:13:46 GMT -8 iCraft said:

Dec 15, 2010 18:55:42 GMT -8 bagheera said:

If someone is ten feet round, they have more problems than being stabbed with a pitchfork.

He sent me a pm because i wasnt on for like 2 days and the day phase had begun.

Hmm... I see. Problem is, I can't believe you're not a Mafia member. You've really acted too closely with the Mafia, and have said quite a few times that you side with them. I can find out tonight for sure whether or not you are, but until then, your neck will really be on the line.

Nightwalker and iCraft, whichever of you is a villager, you do know that you're in quite a bit of danger, right? If I die, but the nurse manages to protect the villager being targeted tonight (20% chance) and saves the day and the game does continue, the village will definitely lynching the other Mafia members who are known (since my role will be revealed and you'll all have "ohcrap" moments). But the fourth one will never be formally revealed, and of course I won't be able to find out, so you're quite likely to be lynched by mistake. Just something to consider.

[iCraft]

Dec 15, 2010 20:20:39 GMT -8 bagheera said:

Dec 15, 2010 20:13:46 GMT -8 iCraft said:

He sent me a pm because i wasnt on for like 2 days and the day phase had begun.

Hmm... I see. Problem is, I can't believe you're not a Mafia member. You've really acted too closely with the Mafia, and have said quite a few times that you side with them. I can find out tonight for sure whether or not you are, but until then, your neck will really be on the line.

Nightwalker and iCraft, whichever of you is a villager, you do know that you're in quite a bit of danger, right? If I die, but the nurse manages to protect the villager being targeted tonight (20% chance) and saves the day and the game does continue, the village will definitely lynching the other Mafia members who are known (since my role will be revealed and you'll all have "ohcrap" moments). But the fourth one will never be formally revealed, and of course I won't be able to find out, so you're quite likely to be lynched by mistake. Just something to consider.

Ok does anyone else see how she is trying to scare people into voting with her.

[bagheera]

Dec 15, 2010 20:39:38 GMT -8 iCraft said:

Dec 15, 2010 20:20:39 GMT -8 bagheera said:

Hmm... I see. Problem is, I can't believe you're not a Mafia member. You've really acted too closely with the Mafia, and have said quite a few times that you side with them. I can find out tonight for sure whether or not you are, but until then, your neck will really be on the line.

Nightwalker and iCraft, whichever of you is a villager, you do know that you're in quite a bit of danger, right? If I die, but the nurse manages to protect the villager being targeted tonight (20% chance) and saves the day and the game does continue, the village will definitely lynching the other Mafia members who are known (since my role will be revealed and you'll all have "ohcrap" moments). But the fourth one will never be formally revealed, and of course I won't be able to find out, so you're quite likely to be lynched by mistake. Just something to consider.

Ok does anyone else see how she is trying to scare people into voting with her.

*facepalm* See, I'm not setting out to scare people, duh. I'm stating facts and hard numbers here. Ryan's the one using emotional, flowery language and convoluted arguments to try and win people over.

Me gone will result in 4 Mafia, 5 villagers. Nurse saving the villager, 20% chance, still 4 vs 5, but the game can still be won. Villagers voting out the three known Mafia, with one villager dying every night, could very easily leave just iCraft and Nightwalker with a third person, a villager. (There's a chance the nurse will survive, of course, which will help and possibly increase the number of villagers, but you can't count on that.)

That leaves a great ending for the surviving Mafia member, who can blend right in with whichever of you isn't the Mafia member, and the third person won't be sure which one to vote for. When lynching time rolls around, it's impossible to predict which of you will get it.

Edited: Plus, I've repeatedly given you guys the option/suggestion/hint that maaaaybe we should vote out a Mafia member, up to and including this day, but since you've ignored me up to this point...

[Ryan Roos]

Bagheera they aren't believing you.

You say I use flowery language and scare people, but I don't. I haven't posted much at all now and don't plan on posting much more because I have laid out all the facts and there is nothing more to say. And at some point one of the two villagers on your side is going to switch when they realize you're mafia. So keep talking...

[bagheera]

Explain why you won't vote for Jetta and eliminate the person pretty much everyone says is Mafia. And I don't want some elaborate "OMG EVIL CULT OF DOOM" answer. I want a numbers-based, logical answer.

It's sad that this game is keeping me awake. Since all your "false proof!" accusations have been based on Firefox, I'm going to go make a video in a couple different browsers now. I'm just that ticked off with your whole "omg it's fake but I won't prove it by making a video myself" spiel.

Edited to prove time, you'll see.

[Ryan Roos]

Dec 15, 2010 21:28:51 GMT -8 bagheera said:

Explain why you won't vote for Jetta and eliminate the person pretty much everyone says is Mafia. And I don't want some elaborate "OMG EVIL CULT OF DOOM" answer. I want a numbers-based, logical answer.

It's sad that this game is keeping me awake. Since all your "false proof!" accusations have been based on Firefox, I'm going to go make a video in a couple different browsers now. I'm just that ticked off with your whole "omg it's fake but I won't prove it by making a video myself" spiel.

Edited to prove time, you'll see.

I will vote for Jetta tomorrow like I've said all along.

I won't vote for Jetta today because when Jetta dies and IS mafia you will claim that you were trying to kill Jetta all along. Then all of the villagers except me are going to switch their vote to support you and you're going to kill everyone.

You and I will spend another entire day arguing about who knew Jetta was mafia. blah blah blah.

This only ends if one of us dies. You want Jetta dead because if I actually die then everyone will know for sure you are mafia, sure you'll have one more mafia member left but everyone will target you tomorrow.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Firebug is available for all major browsers!! What? Is that Bagheera misleading people again by making another fake video. I've shown that they can be faked and you just won't let it go. Why are you still providing "evidence" in a medium that can't be verified by either side?

Again so you could have been making videos since when? 5:30 EST? On all browsers? Posting about it now doesn't mean anything. I've showed that a video can be faked in all browsers. Why would I need to make my own when I provided absolute proof it can be faked. Why do I need to install a video program and make a video when youtube has hundreds of videos with people editing and making fake webpages with firebug or whatever you are using?

Edit : I'm going to sleep soon. I hope you are able to convince someone with all the effort you are making. For a dead locked vote you sure are freaking out a lot.

Good luck to whoever wins and like I said villagers on her side please review the evidence I provided and read all of Bagheera's accusations against me with nothing to back them up. Good night!

[bagheera]

Going to bed in the office? 'cause last time I checked, you were only posting from work, and you weren't able to install software on your work computer. Now you're at home and apparently are familiar with Firebug, so it should only take you... what did you say, seconds?

And because I can provide evidence in a manner that can't be faked: installing a new browser from scratch. Yep, I just <3 you that much, Ryan, that I did that. That's damn near impossible to fake.

It's still uploading, since this one is seven minutes long and has a lot of commentary by me, though I dunno if the audio will be more clear than me just mumbling away. But anyway, that's definitely impossible to fake, so yeah. Stand by while it finishes uploading. Halfway done now.

And why am I doing it? A: because I'm ticked off at you for being such a good opponent, and B: because I need to sway whoever is a villager and is currently not voting with all the other villagers. So I'm providing irrefutable evidence to help.

There you go, enjoy my nonsensical mumbling.



So, if Nightwalker or iCraft asks me, I'll gladly make another proof video in some obscure minimalist browser that only supports HTML or something. That's really the most extreme proof video I can make, though. Anyone who doesn't believe that is really, really searching for reasons to get rid of me.

I want to do this to avenge Phaelyn, because I promised her I'd do all I could to avenge her death. I want to do this to keep the village alive for at least one more round. And... honestly, my other motivation for doing this is so that if I die and the nurse doesn't correctly pick the villager to save, at least I can end the game with my head held high, knowing that I did absolutely everything I could, far beyond the proof or effort almost anyone else has put into this game. And I'm not above really rubbing it in the faces of the people who didn't believe me.